By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0

Did you know flaming bags of poop cause bacterial fungi infections causing hemmorages to the carrotid artery and lead to blue palpatations of the endocrine sweat glands when stepped on? Leading cause of death in the US. If only more people were aware of the danger.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Appetising! (Oooh, you can reply to comments on your iPod touch now)

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Pearljammer001 0

@17 you can? how? plz tell!

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Archeologists recently discovered a wooden door from 6000 BC, believed to be the oldest door in the world. Next to it they also discovered remains of a burnt substance believed to be a combination of papyrus and dog poop.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Are you suggesting this OP is 6000 years old and situated in the ancient Egyptian civilisation? Smart.

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arsenalfcboy 6

I've said it before and I'll say it again; Liverpool are shit :)

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chunky_baby 4

great result against Man Ure the other day. your performance was like a pile of burning shit, and they put you out.

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xHaniffax 0

I remember watching a scene like this in Disturbia...quite a common prank.....fyl

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