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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France

Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 06:57

Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML

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Immersive experience

By Stormy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML

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Movie night

By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

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By You're Not a Wizard - 30/06/2016 12:29

Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML

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By cinemasaddo - 25/09/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML

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kxlovesyou 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:30

HOW COULD YOU FALL ASLEEP DURING HARRY POTTER???? thats unacceptable

emer_helena 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:30

If you wanted to see it that badly, you should have forced yourself to stay awake

Comments

Shotta 3

Tuesday 7 July 2009 21:40

YDI for liKing Harry Potter. That shit is nerdy as hell.

lolololcheese 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 21:48

It's ok...just use that trusty timeturner!

Casualt1234 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 21:53

i plan on making next week's premier even though it's right after my college orientation. and if you don't like harry potter, it's because you're retarded. My AP Lit teacher considered the series almost a work of classic literature. critical thinking, deep analysis? use your brains, people.

rosierules 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 21:55

The premiere is happening now! So this is either someone with a time machine or it's fake!

lolololcheese 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 22:32

a timeturner? ;)

loooooooooool_fml 1

Tuesday 7 July 2009 22:11

Get something like uTorrent and wait till the torrent of this movie is out. Why pay when you can see it on your computer for free and quite possibly in BETTER quality than in the movies?

Summer_Girl567 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 22:16

It really pissed me off when people called people who like Harry Potter "nerds". What the Hell? What gives you the right to dictate how other people live their lives? If they wanna see the movie, SO WHAT. I'm entiteld to my personal opinion about this, as are you. But seriously people? It says "Be respectful!" Some people go to far on this. And who the hell said Harry Potter is a childrens book!? It is definatley not. People of all ages enjoy the book!! "Projecting" says he is 21 and loves them! And in case you havn't noticed thats an adult! I'm really sorry you missed it! It will still be in theatres! ;) (P.S) Yes, I have typo's sorryy