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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 63 080

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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You deserved it 7 026

By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France

Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML

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You deserved it 1 414

By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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You deserved it 5 271

By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 06:57

Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML

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You deserved it 5 037

Immersive experience

By Stormy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML

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You deserved it 8 402

Movie night

By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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You deserved it 1 718

By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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You deserved it 54 095

By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 200

You deserved it 85 189

By You're Not a Wizard - 30/06/2016 12:29

Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML

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You deserved it 1 457

By cinemasaddo - 25/09/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML

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You deserved it 3 555

kxlovesyou 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:30

HOW COULD YOU FALL ASLEEP DURING HARRY POTTER???? thats unacceptable

emer_helena 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:30

If you wanted to see it that badly, you should have forced yourself to stay awake

Comments

bloop123abc 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:17

YDI for saying "queued-up".

greenltrn2003 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:17

most of you ppl are ****** idiots. Shes in the UK...

Nightfallz 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:19

YDI. why don't people just wait to see it. you don't have to be the first to see it

sondramcfail 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:20

Coffee. Red Bull. Whatever. Jeez.

morglyt 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:21

HOW THE HELL DID YOU SEE HARRY POTTER ALREADY?! IT ISN'T OUT UNTILL THE FOURTEENTH!!!

vansareyellow 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:22

I'm 13 and in LOVE with Harry Potter. I'm re-reading the series real quick before Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Premier on July 15th. I'm SOOO excited. I feel bad you fell asleep. Sorry to hear that! You can go again though. Man! I wanted you know how it was! Dang it! It looks AMAZING! Definatly FML!

Lythiaren 8

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:26

YDI for liking Harry Potter and supporting Rowling's giant ego trip.

godyourethick 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:37

YDI if you have that little taste.

Travestie616 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:14

This is for you and the person above you. What the ****? Ego trip? Little taste? She creates an entire fascinating universe and a crazily complex storyline out of nowhere and somehow it's crap? Please, oh please, show me your accomplishments. I'm sure you aren't simply jealous of her success or pissed because you can't read above a third-grade level. Right.. and I suppose your next comment will be that J.R.R. Tolkien was a bastard. Go suck on a pacifier, seriously.

UnicornLover 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:54

How Would You Fall Asleep? I Will Be SCREAMING THE WHOLE TIME! @Spoilers; Guys STFU. Srsly. Some People Dont Wanna Know What Happens.

carolizzle712 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:32

do you seriously not know what happens by now? do you live under a rock?

projecting 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:54

OK, maybe YDI because you catching premieres isn't more important than sleep. But you don't deserve it because you "like Harry Potter...have little tase..." etc. I'm 21, and I like Harry Potter. Maybe it's because it came out when I was young, and I've followed it since I loved it so much at that age. So if you want to judge me because of what I like to read, I don't really care what you think anyway. Go read "Great Expectations" and act like you understood what happened just to say you read it and impress your buddies. Judging people based on stupid things like that pisses me off.