Miscellaneous: Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over....

By FrOsTy25 - 13/04/2011 22:57

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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By Samaritan - 19/01/2010 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By Daniel_rules - 17/04/2009 17:02 - United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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Thursday 14 April 2011 8:58

kick his ass

HowDidIGetHere 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:58

I woulda stabbed him -.-

Comments

ILoveLeon13 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 23:04

yeah I agree who carries a knife with them like tht..? I mean..i guess u can...

sharkton 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 23:14

I think you need to choose your friends more wisely.

txtracey 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 23:32

With friends like that..,

varkey 7

Thursday 14 April 2011 23:38

WTF? your friend is an asshole... what did the cop do? anyway, YDI for running a red light, which is really dangerous, but FYL because your friend is an idiot

awesomeloser14 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 23:48

LOL!!!!!!! of corse I would have stabbed your friend :P

happy_dino 6

Friday 15 April 2011 0:48

Why do you have a knife in your car?

xmarkstheheart 0

Friday 15 April 2011 1:12

I don't believe the story ends here. It ends with BOTH of you being hauled in to the police station. Cops DO NOT let you explain away things that serious while sitting there in your car, or even at gunpoint outside of the car. They take you in for questioning. Which means that they would have plenty of time to force the real story from your so-called "friend," thereby clearing your name (apart from your deserved red light ticket), and then I'm sure they would also file a charge against your dumbass former friend. He deserves at least that. What an asshole.

xxmichaelxx 0

Friday 15 April 2011 2:36

I woulda gone ****** scream on his ass

xrainbowshadowx 17

Friday 15 April 2011 3:03

A) You're friend is a jerk. B) He has a twisted sense of humor. C) Why is he still alive? Like how did you not stab him? -.- FYL OP, but still I had a a good laugh out of this!

aussie_gemini 5

Friday 15 April 2011 3:27

113 I said that hunting, fishing camping are genuine reasons to have a knife... fighting is not! and please everyone, stop throwing around all these hypotheticals to where you need a knife... it's bullshit! your not carrying a knife to 'cut your seat belt on the off chance your in a wreck' If any of you knife carrying bandits are from Australia... leave!