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By FrOsTy25 - 13/04/2011 22:57

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

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By Daniel_rules - 17/04/2009 17:02 - United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By AmberKCole - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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Thursday 14 April 2011 8:58

kick his ass

HowDidIGetHere 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:58

I woulda stabbed him -.-

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jenaandtyler4eva 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 17:54

don't be friends with him no more and then kick his ass till he can't move on the ground

ceddyz17 10

Thursday 14 April 2011 18:29

haha so when your out of jail destroy that mofo

aussie_gemini 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 19:03

wow... some long comments here! personally I think carrying a knife or any weapon is bloody ridiculous. from what I can see is no one is catching their food with their hands or out camping or fishing, so why on earth would you really need a knife all the time? it makes you gutless and weak. ******* neanderthals!

thevirusuhope4 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 19:06

what happened then? ha

jaybirdrampage 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 19:51

who cares...

enonymous 8

Thursday 14 April 2011 19:53

a pocket knife has several uses out of that context of food or a fight. I.e: if you're in a car wreck and can't free the seatbelt you can cut it off. it has a toothpick and tweezers too!!! cork screw and nail file!!!

RainbowHeadache 2

Thursday 14 April 2011 20:19

Wow. What a friend. A cop from here flips shit when you don't have your hands on the steering wheel. Imagine the brick they would shit if a knife was on your lap.

doc_j 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 20:31

107 you must live in the city. i myself still hunt on a regular basis. all the meat i eat is caught and killed by me and use the knives carry on a daily basis to skin an quarter em. but i also carry it because i have been robbed before and used it to defend myself. now dont think i am rambo or superman i simply took out the knife and the so called "gangsta" started to act like a little bitch.