Transportation: Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to...

By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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By vampyrate3562 - 29/01/2015 12:56 - United Kingdom

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By CrimsonAmaryllis - 01/04/2013 16:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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Get back here

By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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Look out!

By station - 05/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML

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thinkpink 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 17:38

I hate people like you. If you're about to be late, you're making the rest of us late too.

plethora 3

Sunday 15 March 2009 13:43

Deserved. How many times do conductors on trains tell you not to stick things between the doors (particularly body parts)?

Comments

xolotl 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 18:27

That sounds like abuse of power. No need to humiliate you like that. I'm sorry.

life_is_a_hooker 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 19:35

Did you file a complaint about the conductor? He had no right to humiliate you like that.

mrcarmine 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 19:52

lmao where did this happen? what city?

cowduck7 11

Monday 29 August 2016 5:30

New york

kellster 2

Sunday 15 March 2009 20:27

You totally deserved that for holding up the train and making everyone else wait. If you could only wedge your leg into the door, it was TOO LATE, you missed the train and just have to wait for the next one!! But no, your schedule is soooo much more important than everyone else's that you have a right to hijack the train's schedule and force yourself onto it. Next time, just arrive earlier!

shinigamikittys 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:06

the conductor was wasting time too by making fun of her ... that was very unprofessional and he needs to be fired ..... i hate ppl like that

mrcarmine 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:05

kellster, maybe the train only comes every 40 minutes

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 10 June 2010 16:06

so what? even more reason for her to be there on time

Monty_Python 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:02

#14: Seriously? Holding up the train for literally 3 seconds. I'm sure that's going to ruin everyone's schedule. Where as the OP would have lost however much time there is between each train. The conductor was the one at fault for holding everyone up just to be a douche.

Lou_Briccant 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:39

Geez guys, tough crowd tonight. Some of you guys act like the OP was late on purpose. Things happen, traffic jam, closed road, whatever. I'm sure those saying "Learn to be on time" have been late before and were pissed, so I wouldn't exactly try to belittle the OP like that. It's like yelling "thats what you get for not breathing" at someone who was choking.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 10 June 2010 16:11

There are plenty of people being late on purpose. I meet several of them in the morning. They take the same bus as I do but have a train that's sheduled to depart on the same time the bus arrives and they go off running for it every morning. They could just take another bus, there's one every 15 minutes. But noo, then they would have to wait 10 minutes at the train station. If the train had a driver like the one in this FML, they would learn. Too bad the one they have is a friendly one that always waits if people come running to the train, even if he's allready behind shedule.

LeTigre29 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:17

Hahaha nicely put #18. And really...what conductor holds up a train just to make an example of somebody?? That's totally ridiculous. Also, what city do you (OP) live in? Cuz in NY this happens all the time. The doors just keep reopening until there are no people/parts of people in between them.