Transportation: Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to...

By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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By vampyrate3562 - 29/01/2015 12:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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Move!

By CrimsonAmaryllis - 01/04/2013 16:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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Get back here

By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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Look out!

By station - 05/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML

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thinkpink 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 17:38

I hate people like you. If you're about to be late, you're making the rest of us late too.

plethora 3

Sunday 15 March 2009 13:43

Deserved. How many times do conductors on trains tell you not to stick things between the doors (particularly body parts)?

Comments

mikeloyst 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 10:21

Now, was this a train that was going to come again in less than a minute, or is this like the last train of the day across the country. :)

metalyoshi9 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 18:05

#18. I understand that things do happen, and that the OP may be a person who is seldom late. But the fact is, this time, they were late, and it's not fair to the other passengers for them to be held up on his/her account. Some may argue it's the conductor's fault for the waste of time, which I can partly agree with, but there would be no situation at all if the OP hadn't acted rashly. If you can only get your leg in the door, then you are late. Sorry, but you need to face the consequences, whatever they may be. Not make everyone else late.

MJC84 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 19:56

Sounds like you need to schedule a street fight with said conductor. Immediately.

rainbowflower 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:47

LMAO! thats hilarious.

Delirium_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:55

Ouch that sucks. hope the conductor got fired

christopherlove 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:01

Rare to see train doors nowadays that don't bounce open like elevator-doors when something is in the way.

hloitam 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:52

OP wtf man ive seen your account under about 20 of the last 80 fmls so im guessing your either some douche making up random shit or you have possibly the most ****** up life of anyone in the world

TakeItEasyPeople 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:15

It's not an account. People don't want to enter their name, so they put in, "NoName" instead

LaughAtLaugh 7

Monday 9 November 2009 22:53

lol become apart of the joke or get laughed at. you should have cracked a cheesy one liner like, "I'm a little caught up at the moment" or, "I'll kick your ass as soon as I'm done kicking the trains ass!!!" that would have been funny :)

loveyahun 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 1:29

Okay. This guy honestly could have just waited a few more minutes for you. It would not have effected his job as being the official douchebag of the world.