By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 08:30 - Australia

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML
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lotr4 18

Foot in mouth syndrome. We all get it sometimes

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jcurry25 6

The scary part is that you actually think you can't help your rudeness

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Wouldnt that be the kind of shit you spew out to a very good friend? Friendship milestone!

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ItsMeDiegoG 8

His comeback should've been: "wow, I bet you really regret eating so much."

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Mynamewontfi 40

I guess we all have those dumb moments sometimes.

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JMichael 25

Tell him you've got imanasshole syndrome. I'm sure he'll understand.

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FlyingPie 17

That was a hair over the line. You might want to cut that out.

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jaylacheatham 7

Idk y but ur comment made me laugh so hard hahaha

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Rainhawk94 27

I bet you regret opening your mouth huh OP

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PurelyCanadian 18

Verbal skills are a wonderful thing. Mine usually go out the window when I'm nervous or excited.

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worldclassrager 39

I surely hope that wasn't actually who you thought it was No question YDI always think before speaking all though all of us do that on accident And to end this well that's a hairy *gets shot*

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Zaketh2112 10

Where reaction? There reaction...there castle. Name the movie :)

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Welshite 39

Young Frankenstein. "Werewolf!" "Where wolf?" "There wolf; there castle."

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ksks1234 33

I love that movie. Whenever werewolf is mentioned I always go for the "there wolf" line (and probably annoy everyone).

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