Miscellaneous: Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work....

By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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Get me out of this time loop!

By Anonymous - 10/11/2024 03:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran into an old friend at the grocery store and told them, "Let’s catch up soon!" We then ran into each other in every single aisle. It got awkwarder and awkwarder, and by the fifth time I was pretty sure neither of us wanted to see the other ever again. FML

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You deserved it 131

By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

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You deserved it 4 518

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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You deserved it 4 431

By p00p_m0nsta - 10/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

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You deserved it 2 690

By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 555

By maxiflouf - 28/12/2008 09:50 - France

Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 04:00

Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML

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cgchamp89 7

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:34

You liar, it's every1luvsboners...

ImThePope 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:43

You said it's been 10 years... Come on OP, we aren't elephants ):

Comments

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:36

SAY MY NAME!!!!

BaskenRobin 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 4:17

"WHAT'S MY NAME BITCH" "uhh... Michelle! Michelle!"

koolstorybro 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:00

!xobile

koolstorybro 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:00

!xobile

mandel2000 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:37

oh nana whats my name?

OMG_N3RD 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:02

SHiITTBOII!! Lol

Predental 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:45

oh na na whats your name

Katie_the_Great 6

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:52

Katie :)

MissBunny25 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:40

my name is hilda, I'm a 45 year old maid with 22 cats. I love vibrators and brooms. oh, this isn't my eharmony account... ****.

Predental 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:47

lol^^ sounds interesting

CommonSenseKarma 17

Saturday 30 April 2011 3:31

Wow, 45... ****, eff your life, looks like you picked a bad plastic surgeon. The cats make sense.

CommonSenseKarma 17

Saturday 30 April 2011 3:32

*55, my bad... and I'm only kidding ^_^

CommonSenseKarma 17

Saturday 30 April 2011 3:42

Yes.

imlagginglol 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:00

My names John McCain and I disaprove this message.

imlagginglol 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:03

Disapprove*

largefoofighter 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:51

two trailer park girls go round the outside

calbabe96 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:52

say my name, say my name. when no one is around you, say baby I love you...

mintcar 9

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:52

He recognized you but forgot your name, big deal.

largefoofighter 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:54

and use plural

CheckMyProfile 17

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:01

people forget, no biggie!

FreebirdIII 1

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:08

Just checking to see if you took your life partners name.

Darcon 8

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:29

true. Like in hot tub time machine, when they r at the hotel and the dude gives his last name to reception which he took from his wife, his friend takes the piss. Its a good film.