Miscellaneous: Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work....

By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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You deserved it 5 117

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 446

You deserved it 2 371

By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 621

You deserved it 4 355

Get me out of this time loop!

By Anonymous - 10/11/2024 03:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran into an old friend at the grocery store and told them, "Let’s catch up soon!" We then ran into each other in every single aisle. It got awkwarder and awkwarder, and by the fifth time I was pretty sure neither of us wanted to see the other ever again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 360

You deserved it 137

By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 203

You deserved it 4 519

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 307

You deserved it 4 433

By p00p_m0nsta - 10/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 870

You deserved it 2 691

By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 960

You deserved it 2 555

By maxiflouf - 28/12/2008 09:50 - France

Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 842

You deserved it 2 950

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 597

You deserved it 3 753

By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 04:00

Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 598

You deserved it 636

cgchamp89 7

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:34

You liar, it's every1luvsboners...

ImThePope 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:43

You said it's been 10 years... Come on OP, we aren't elephants ):

Comments

Mr_Darkside 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:10

zing!

Skatejock21 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:15

oh dear... he forgot your name, what a tragedy. Chill out, it's a name. A person can be great a remembering names, but they're always going to forget somebody whether they notice it or not. It's life - - deal with it. Plus... you said 10 years... a lot can happen in 10 years. Gee, maybe something more important probably happened in that 10 years that was more important than your name... lol

xstewie16x 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:22

that sounds like a personal problem..

Nightmarex3 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:32

lol

Jake2195 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:39

too bad college didn't teach you correct grammar,** an old friend**

thebestof1984 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 9:35

no, 36 is right. Fml's tend to change. When it was first showed to us the sentence was "a old college friend..."

ImThePope 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:43

You said it's been 10 years... Come on OP, we aren't elephants ):

munchkin10014 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:47

Well it HAD been 10 years. That still sucks.

wisky_fml 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:52

well the pants are 7ft

mfmylifesrsly 29

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:55

boners, stop growing the beard!! :( um OP, you should have said who you are, and also it's been 10 years get over it he isn't gunna remember everyone from college.