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By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2024 03:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran into an old friend at the grocery store and told them, "Let’s catch up soon!" We then ran into each other in every single aisle. It got awkwarder and awkwarder, and by the fifth time I was pretty sure neither of us wanted to see the other ever again. FML

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By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

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By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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By p00p_m0nsta - 10/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By maxiflouf - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 04:00

Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML

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Saturday 30 April 2011 0:34

You liar, it's every1luvsboners...

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Saturday 30 April 2011 1:43

You said it's been 10 years... Come on OP, we aren't elephants ):

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j_cat187 19

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:04

nice reference im listing to that song right now

j_cat187 19

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:06

dont worry i cant remember any of my friends names either.

justthinkaboutit 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:32

exactly!!!

j_cat187 19

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:07

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Saturday 30 April 2011 2:14

this comment is WINNING

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Saturday 30 April 2011 2:27

good ol' shady

bamfxd 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:33

It's not that bad. I forget my dog's name sometimes.

B1zarro33 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:35

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Saturday 30 April 2011 2:35

it's hi, my name is what. my name is who. my name is chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:36

I'm so bad with names. A lot of people are. I just call everyone "muffin"!

JacksonCampbell 9

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:38

Oh noes! Someone forgot my name when we haven't had any contact in over 10 years! Gasp! Suck it up, princess.

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