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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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By someonepleasehelpme - 18/07/2014 16:49 - United States - Centreville

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

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Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Exclusivity

By whoops - 10/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML

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It's a small world after all

By Deadman - 25/02/2022 01:59

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML

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Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

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Charlie194 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:23

Dump him. He sounds like a douche :)

rebbee 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:22

Screw the scumbag Op. Be glad you find out what a scumbag he really is before you got married or something.

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eatitbastard 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:54

are you ugly?

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 15 July 2010 14:00

Thanks mods. Now that all those posts with numbers in them have been edited/removed, entire conversations that remain make no sense!

mariekentairo 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 14:02

I lost the game.... : (

justsayfuck 5

Thursday 15 July 2010 14:33

DAMNIT!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 15 July 2010 15:23

you lost Triple H?

Sarairwin49 22

Saturday 21 September 2013 19:41

Damn..

awkwardturtley 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 15:43

am I the only one who noticed that this is freakily similar to: today, I ran into my ex boyfriend in town. we broke up because he moved to florida. ??? ok then.

KianaCaca 10

Friday 16 July 2010 10:34

48, Yeah I thought so too! I read this one and was like "Uhh hasn't this already been on FML?" But no one else said anything soo idk? :P :D

JustMeBaby 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 19:36

well maybe he wanted to meet up with another gurl or somthin haha

MoonzBlue 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 20:00

What an ass!!! :O

barrelroll1472 0

Friday 16 July 2010 6:24

I say

cattongue 0

Friday 16 July 2010 8:04

hey.. what happened to comments 1 and 2?

jadegreen96 0

Friday 16 July 2010 21:13

dont u mean EX boyfriend? lol

sonic_boom 0

Monday 19 July 2010 1:25

maybe he was planning sumthing special for u OP ; p

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