By FunGhoost - 20/02/2015 13:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

I'm glad this comment was so fun to help that along. :)

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FluffyPandas156 13

expecting you to see a lot of down votes. Haha But seriously I think we'll stick with FML as **** My Life. And tbh. the "you mean your ex" is overused a lot. But to see this I'm laughing.

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Lostboy717 11

Finally someone gets it!

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thatnewgirl 16

I completely agree with you (minus the change fml to fun my life instead of **** my life)

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mrmcleod 29

Holy shit brodawg! You have -145 downvotes! Daaaaaaaaayyyyuuuuuuuum!

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

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lolbash 18

Men are not your personal slaves

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shay_serendipity 29

#114, are you sure? Because I'm not sure that anyone likes to date the type that are psychos... but maybe that's just me.

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AkashaSC2 11

True #114 : they're called "masochistes"...

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cristy91 33

If you're that insecure that you have to delete nearly all female contacts on your partner's phone without their permission then you need to reevaluate your own mentality. Definitely follow #2s advice, OP

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PleasantDino 22

@114 do you have any idea of what a healthy relationship is?

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aubamas 20

you got your own overly attached girlfriend

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redneck_wolf 19

Run and don't look back

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

I think that's a symptom of them being bat-crap crazy. In clinical terms.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Yeah. I think it's time to 'Delete' and 'Block' her.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

block then delete

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SecretAgent_700 15

No, #116, I'm pretty sure it's 'Delete' and then 'Block' just like #8 said.

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Compgeek1996 5

More like 'Delete' or 'Exterminate'. Save someone else the trouble of having to deal with her.

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musoboy 22

In many cases, 'block' action includes an automatic 'delete' action.

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Cortezthe1st 23

I thought the FML was going to end with "I live alone."

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starile 19

This alternate ending gets my vote! ... I'm now a little creeped out.

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matt721 8

You should probably talk to her about this. Because she is probably texting more boys than just you.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

not necessarily. .. some women just have insecurities and as a result control their man.

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doctorhook86 24

#117: You say that like it makes that behaviour okay somehow.

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devildog562 33

Her name is 1personismyworld. For some reason I don't think this means Jesus. I've read many of your comment ma'am and I'm truly concerned at your perception on what is healthy in relationships , or life in that matter. To each there own .

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jentrynicole 20

Is your Mom still on there?

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