By fuckmee - 01/08/2017 05:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
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GhostFox 33

Get the **** over yourself. No one with an even mildly functional brain is going to have pity for someone like you. You cheated on your ex boyfriend. You got him fired. And now that he's doing well, you're acting like YOU were the one that was wronged? Gets some ******* therapy to get over yourself, get reacquainted with these things called "morals", and grow the hell up. People like you who portray themselves as always being the victim deserve to die alone.

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boopingsnoot 24

I'm feeling pretty sure this was submitted by the ex-boyfriend himself…

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Kurliez408 32

This is so much your fault, I don't even know why people clicked 'your life sucks'. You're a damn gold digger and your ex deserves someone much better.

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BrotherPhil 35

Is it possible to click a button sarcastically?

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Lucky O'Guin 18

Ignorant, gold-digging witch, this is exactly what you deserve after you f'ed HIS life.

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HalfLit 17

I was gonna lay into your blatant selfishness but it seems the rest of the Internet has it under control. Seriously though, take a good long look at who you are. You deserve it more than you'll probably ever realize.

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commandokid 13

Are you really trying to get sympathy from people for this? Bitch you were the one that was disloyal and cheated on him. Not only that but you got him fired so he was unemployed. That period of his life was probably one of the worst of his life. And he was strong and perseverance enough to get his life together and become stronger than ever. **** no he's not gonna take back your sorry ass. If he did he'd be the worlds biggest moron. And he's obviously not. So no. You don't get sympathy. On the off chance that this post was by the ex boyfriend himself then I sincerely apologize for my rant and he can go take his sorry ass home and grow up

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helpmeimserious 6

Haha all these people hating on the girl, don't give her the attention she seeks Just be glad the ex bf dodged a cheap gold digging bullet there :)

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acmariner99 25

I have no words to describe how much I despise women like you.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Good. You're proof that women can be just as shallow as men. He deserves his money. You deserve to wallow in self-pity, because no one else will feel bad for you.

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Jenmic 14

I've seen a comment on this site that basically said that they think the FML's that are blatant YDI, are probably submitted by in this case the ex-bf or whomever to prove what an idiot the "OP" is. Yes that could be the case, but also some people are so delusional and narcissistic that they don't see what's wrong with what they did or said. Not all are looking for sympathy. One FML had a guy drunkenly shave with a pizza cutter considering how he named himself Darwin winner I think he sees how dumb that was. I personally think this one's is fake. If by some chance this is not a troll post or the ex or third party, than OP is a sociopath in my book.

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