By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML
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Vekzzza 6

You deserved it for being a total wanker!!! Did you not see that she was with her husband?!

CrewBoy 10

She deserves it for cheating on her husband!

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biggestfan23 11

You deserve for bering so out of the place and she deserves for cheating on her husband. So you both are idiots

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TrailblazerSS 5

You're an idiot because you have difficulty performing the simple task of communicating.

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cradle6 13

I have a lot of questions about this FML.

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RBntM 10

It will be cool if OP can answer our questions

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smiliecat 13

If I ever see my fml on here, I'm going to have a Q&A.

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smiliecat 13

Haha, cute kitty you've got then! He weighs in a little over 20lbs.

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Zehla 7

I don't think you guys quite undeestand this FML. They broke up 5 years ago. She was at dinner with her husband celebrating their 8th anniversary. Which meaaaaaans: She cheated and he just outed her. He doesn't deserve it - the ***** does.

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TheMathMajor 26

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ICastillo 24

# 28 are you the girl from the FML? You sound a little upset..

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hatesfate 6

53 - are you the OP? You sound a little defensive

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TheMathMajor 26

Lol, I did kind of make it sound that way, didn't I?

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ICastillo 24

Ya your comment goes with the FML perfect and na 60 ain't me.

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Isoldael 27

Question is, did OP know she was married at the time of their relationship? If he did, he's a double douche, if not, it's both ydi for being an ass and fyl for unknowingly being with a married woman.

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unknown_user5566 26

Wait. Girlfriend from 5 years ago, but she was celebrating her 8 year anniversary...? If I'm reading that correctly, then I'm guessing you were her boy-toy on the side. If that's the case, **** her husband's life.

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unknown_user5566 26

Guess I wasn't quick enough with this realization, seeing as I was beat to it several times. Woops.

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Jeffo193 13

Basically, you're both unpleasant people.

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nicollesilva 9

She cheated her husband with you? You broke up 5 years ago, but she has been married for 8 years now... Is it just my bad English or what?

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goodgood_fml 5

Seems like the hubby is the one that should be pissed for marrying a cheater.

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aj94w 4

They really called the police for verbal assault...? And wouldn't the husband be in the wrong for punching you?

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