By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 559
You deserved it 52 900

Same thing different taste

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You deserved it for being a total wanker!!! Did you not see that she was with her husband?!

She deserves it for cheating on her husband!

Comments

tsent8 15
blahmemeblah 3

So she's a cheating bitch? That's what I got from this.

olpally 32

And he should have kept his mouth shut...

So..I gathered that you ****** her marriage & made an idiot of yourself..good..you deserved the ass whoppin'..

WtfRlywhy 2

#84, HE ****** her marriage? Are you retarded? She ****** her marriage when she ****** him. Granted, 5 years is a bit long for holding a grudge, but he's not the one who needed the "ass whooping" here... Just to clarify, I'm not saying she should have been hit, but that anger needs to be directed at her for being a *****.

A cheater doesn't deserve the relationship.

Phishhed44 2

Instead of 5 yrs ago, ya shoulda said "last week".

Grudge much? Year, tops. Unless you were married.

Inciter 33

5 years is more than enough time to grow up and move on. Life's too short to be bitter about relationships that ended long ago.

Haha really restrained while the cops were called I would have punched the ***** in her face and given her a reason for the cops to come!!! She deserved that for knowingly cheating on her hubby!!!

You'd punch a lady in the face? I'd like to not be sexist but science shows that in a sexist manner, evolution favors men with more strength, so be a gentleman and respect a woman, regardless of what she did wrong. It is still unacceptable to hit a woman. Man-to-man or woman-to-woman, sure, but man-to-woman? Never. And woman hitting man? Also wrong.

Karma can be a nasty thing and YDI for being the "other." Worthless piece of crap!!!!

In case it's impossible for you to realize, it is possible for someone to be the "other person" in a relationship unknowingly.

Wait... You dated her 5 years ago, yet she was having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband? Something about that math just doesn't add up...