By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 559
You deserved it 52 900

Same thing different taste

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You deserved it for being a total wanker!!! Did you not see that she was with her husband?!

She deserves it for cheating on her husband!

Comments

lexxiii 17

The biggest problem with this is that you're bitter after 5 years. I guess it depends how long y'all dated, but 5 years is a long ass time to hold a grudge. Secondly, how old are you? What you said to her is something I would expect a teenager to say. And didn't you see her with a guy? I get she was married while dating you, but it was 5 years ago. I don't really see this as a true FML. Your life really isn't all that bad.

How does he deserve it ? She's the bitch, dating OP when she was married.

Maybe next time you'll get the hell over it instead if bring bitter for 5 years.

Sounds to me like you haven't been latest in 5 years!

quotechica 3

Psh he didnt deserve it!! It was the exs fault she shouldnt have played her husband and boyfriend. But if OP knew she had a husband at the time of their relationship then ya ydicc

HighasaCloud 46

If you were punched in the face, why the hell were YOU restrained? FYL

knightgirl95 3

LOL. What a ***** *****. You go, OP. Maybe they'll get a divorce.

I guess this is a clear example of why she dumped you.