Miscellaneous: Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By LinaLinaYeah - 09/12/2011 16:26 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

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kaybee41906 13

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:19

Why not just wear a pair of slightly dirty boxers?

rg350dx 29

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:20

Don't get your panties in a wad about it OP.

Comments

thisguyian 8

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:50

I'd bet you were wearing them because you wanted to, and you posted a FML to add legitimacy to your other story.

SamanthaNGoree 10

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:52

Looks like you need to get your wife in line and have her do some laundry. :) haha.

UnidentifiedFun 37

Thursday 13 June 2013 5:58

Or he could just do it himself

dead_insects 18

Thursday 13 June 2013 8:19

hey #42... shut the **** up

acidburnz1107 10

Thursday 13 June 2013 9:18

To 42. I was thinking that too or that op pissed the wife off and she didn't clean the boxers.

SamanthaNGoree 10

Thursday 13 June 2013 13:16

Is it so hard to take a joke? Damn, why are we all so serious?

quackImapenguin 16

Tuesday 30 June 2015 8:46

Because most women have a legitimate fear of being exploited by their husbands as a housekeeper? Do you really have so much internalized misogyny that you consider that funny?

HKCgrimmjow 15

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:53

Happy birthday OP... Maybe you should blow those candles out real hard this year

ositoakaluis 16

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:58

I don't think OP has ever heard of free ballin'

KaiserSD 8

Thursday 13 June 2013 1:13

Next time, do your own laundry...

MorganBrown 8

Thursday 13 June 2013 1:14

Maybe commando was the way to go.

lemonlimelover 1

Thursday 13 June 2013 1:17

Ever heard of going commando?? You sure you weren't just a little curious?

The_Piquerist 7

Thursday 13 June 2013 1:20

Would have been much easier going commando

vanessa09865 23

Thursday 13 June 2013 1:21

I love how people are saying to go without underwear. Think about this: he gets pantsed without underwear on. This would an entirely different FML.

tararochelle 18

Thursday 13 June 2013 1:48

I'd rather have none. It's their fault for doing it. Im sure he would rather explain commando than girls undies!! Some people go commando by choice!

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 13 June 2013 7:25

Commando and pantsed would at least let me show off what I'm working with, without risk of criminal prosecution. It's only an fml if you're ashamed of what you've got, and I know no shame.