Miscellaneous: Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By LinaLinaYeah - 09/12/2011 16:26 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

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kaybee41906 13

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:19

Why not just wear a pair of slightly dirty boxers?

rg350dx 29

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:20

Don't get your panties in a wad about it OP.

Comments

mcrepas 19

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:21

Yeah yeah sure, that's why you had to wear em!

BrandiLush 31

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:22

Please tell me it was lace thongs!

zandalee 19

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:22

Oh come on OP... Likely story. I bet you just love the feeling of satin lace against your skin.

rosenkrieger223 21

Thursday 13 June 2013 1:34

Who the hell doesn't?! lol

Enslaved 36

Thursday 13 June 2013 3:00

"Give to me your leather Take from me My lace" **So this is what Stevie Nicks was singing about. :P

zandalee 19

Thursday 13 June 2013 3:03

She was always a bit kinky, that fabulous Stevie...

Jac_d_ipper 10

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:22

OP should say 'he knew that they would do something like this and that's why he wore the treat for his mates'.

golden_warrior 23

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:23

Did you take a dump on all of your boxers? If not, then you have worn one of your dirty boxers.

chabelo 10

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:24

don't be impressed if you get some victoria's secret stuff for Christmas

rosenkrieger223 21

Thursday 13 June 2013 1:37

I think the word you were looking for was "surprised."

chabelo 10

Thursday 13 June 2013 3:24

yeah exactly... (auto correct)

dantee2005 33

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:25

Lol. U deserve it. It would be better to wear slightly dirty underwear rather than panties. Or go commando :P

MrConcise 34

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:25

I feel like the only person who re-wears worn (not DIRTY) clothes. Unless you're ******** your pants in every pair of boxers you own, nobody is gonna know or care if you've worn the same pair earlier in the week. If you do shit in every pair, please get medical help. And probably therapy.