By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
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Senseless_487 29

Way to take responsibility for your actions. YDI!

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iHOOT4Hooters 0

You should have told them that you were moving the cat out of the road so no more cars could hit it.

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disturbed_girl29 0

my visual of you stooping over behind their car with a dead cat and your neighbors watching through the window with coffee and newspaper in their hands (my visuals are detailed) made me LOL.

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iwannabeloved 2

are you ******* retarded?

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BonJovi821 3

I'm disgusted to live in the same state as you, you piece of shit.

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sadistmonkey 19

I have a feeling that the writer of the fml and the protagonist of the fml are not the same people. In other words, the person who witnessed the other guy trying to frame the neighbor is actually the one who wrote the fml. But that's just my guess.

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bravobilly 0

its just a cat...who cares?

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jswizzle_ 6

as if you'd touch a dead animal. YDI!

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Ethos_fml 0

This will be moderated but YOU SICK **** HOW DARE YOU KILL A KITTY! I understand it was an accident but YOU DON'T ******* TRY TO PIN IT ON ITS OWNERS. I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A CAR AND THEN THE DRIVER DUMPS YOUR BODY IN A RIVER. Thank you very much.

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