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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

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By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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Bye bye Tiddles

By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 17:32 - United States - San Dimas

Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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Nice try, Janet

By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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robc32ca 4

Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:08

you sick moron.

Senseless_487 29

Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:10

Way to take responsibility for your actions. YDI!

Comments

AppleCoFreak 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:57

why is it that I saw an fml saying "Today I saw my neighbor run over my cat. I don't knownwhats worse, my cat is dead or my neighbor tried to get me to think that I was hallucinating by telling me I must have did it, and he wouldn't give in"

takeajoke 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:54

that is absolutely terrible.

pleasuretown 7

Saturday 3 September 2011 11:10

Lol. I'd have done the same, I hate cats anyway

VeganVampyre 26

Tuesday 4 October 2011 4:24

You bloody arschgesicht!!! How could anyone do something so cruel and heartless?! It's bad enough that you killed their poor cat, but you couldn't even admit it and felt the need to cover up and frame someone else? People like you make me absolutely sick. If the person who killed my kitten had done that, and I had caught them, I probably would have beat the crap out of them. Also, learn to drive. If you were paying attention to what you were doing you would have been able to avoid killing an innocent animal in the first place.

Otonashi_fml 5

Sunday 23 June 2013 14:17

It's not like he did it on purpose

Otonashi_fml 5

Sunday 23 June 2013 14:26

While I agree that having your beloved pet killed is a really bad thing to happen, and OP probably feels guilty for it, but it's not like he did it on purpose! Therefore I don't get why people are so mad towards OP. And despite being sad for the death of the cat, I think they way OP wanted to blame it on his neighbor is hilarious!

jewelsfml 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:56

disgusting asshole!

pelletman67 16

Sunday 4 December 2011 17:09

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

sarah56195 0

Monday 14 May 2012 2:41

YDI! Poor cat. They should sue you! Jerk!

debins33 1

Friday 13 July 2012 1:21

Selfish asshole. That is beyond everyday douche bag, but... entertaining. I thank you cat slayer.

CaptainCommenter 6

Tuesday 19 March 2013 18:48

It's not your fault you ran it over, things like that happen. You are, however, a complete ass munch for trying to hide it and blame your neighbor. YDI.