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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

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By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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Bye bye Tiddles

By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 17:32 - United States - San Dimas

Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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Nice try, Janet

By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:08

you sick moron.

Senseless_487 29

Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:10

Way to take responsibility for your actions. YDI!

Comments

Doornail 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 19:39

I think it's hilarious. What a clever thing to do...I now know what to do with all my road kill.

idntgveafuk 0

Friday 24 September 2010 4:09

damn tht f ed up but am Lmao haha

americanreject 0

Friday 24 September 2010 14:56

grow up and take responsibility for what u did. thats comeing from a 14 year old pretty sad

jaybird09 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 8:15

next time be more discreet lol

mola_mola 3

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:32

i think it would've been better placed in a pan...with spices :D

Donutfriends 0

Friday 26 November 2010 7:59

I can't believe FML website allow a sick secret like this....!!!

Donutfriends 0

Friday 26 November 2010 8:03

for u people who says it's just a "cat" I know it's only just a CAT. but u know what's sick that im pissed off? He tries to frame someone which is horrible, what a dishonest person would do. I just want u to be honest not a dirty sick lying person.