Miscellaneous: Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt...

By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 10:06 - Finland

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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By Danny - 28/05/2012 18:02 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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Not now, Cooper

By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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You deserved it 8 875

By Soundofaboner - 23/04/2013 16:08 - United States

Today, while practicing a song in choir, I got a boner. Trying to cover it up, I tried sitting down. My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of the whole class. FML

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You deserved it 10 113

By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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You deserved it 56 397

By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 30 January 2016 15:02

Must have made a really great ass then.

firefighter925 18

Saturday 30 January 2016 15:06

Probably need to rub one out bro.

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mrpresident95 6

Saturday 30 January 2016 23:50

"randomly"

pacman490 21

Sunday 31 January 2016 0:54

A boner is never random when there's a butt involved

andro6657 10

Sunday 31 January 2016 4:37

Randomly?

Xion0014 20

Sunday 31 January 2016 5:45

It's okay, i sometimes turn myself on drawing people kiss. I think it's pretty normal among artists!

MonCapitan 4

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:27

Need link to see your work... for research and critiquing purposes...

infernno 23

Sunday 31 January 2016 7:12

I'm not sure that really counts as random.

ElmoSP3 14

Sunday 31 January 2016 8:47

"randomly"

Niz_DD 14

Sunday 31 January 2016 10:40

Your penis approves of your expert skills OP

tallesttree 10

Sunday 31 January 2016 22:09

Get laid

Kinglue 17

Monday 1 February 2016 2:05

Realized my comment was already taken after I posted it... Umm... Hi

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Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML

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Today, my wedding limo driver got high and forgot to pick us up, so the photographers gave us a ride back to the venue from the photo shoot. Three bridesmaids, a flower girl, and I, in my full wedding dress, had to fit in the back of the 1997 Toyota Camry. FML

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Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML

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Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML

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Today, I learned that you can actually sprain your groin for real. It hurts. FML

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Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on me, because she set her Facebook relationship to "single" before screwing my brother. FML

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Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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Same thing different taste

Not now, Cooper

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