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By collegegrad - 15/10/2013 15:51 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I read an article about the top 10 worst jobs this year. This list includes my degree and three of my main skills and interests. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 15 October 2013 18:44

Don't let that article dictate your life. Stay positive. They're YOUR interests and you shouldn't regret them.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 15 October 2013 18:45

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board for you. Wait...graphic artist is on that list too. Um, never mind.

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OMG_ZOMBIES 15

Tuesday 15 October 2013 19:39

Just be better at what you do than everyone else. If you won't put in the time and effort, then I suppose you weren't that into it to begin with. If you're passionate you can make anything work for you. At least that's what I believe. Don't give up.

GoArmy6624 7

Tuesday 15 October 2013 20:00

YDI. That's what's wrong with you whipper snappers these days. Always going too school to major basket weaving, homosexual psychology or some other useless degree. Get a career in IT or medical, or become an entrepreneur with whatever your degree is.

perdix 29

Tuesday 15 October 2013 20:08

#19, I found the list and the only job in the bottom ten that has a degree is Newspaper Reporter. I would not bet against you.

Sp4de 9

Tuesday 15 October 2013 20:26

If your source of this information is Yahoo, don't worry. They are really unreliable.

jamesheat11 14

Tuesday 15 October 2013 20:33

Wake up call?

SparkleFace 14

Tuesday 15 October 2013 20:43

What do you with a BA in English?

1dvs_bstd 41

Tuesday 15 October 2013 20:51

I might be wrong here but i'd bet my bottom dollar that you read it on Yahoo. I don't get yahoo's obsession with negativity.

NikkiBooVanity 5

Tuesday 15 October 2013 21:21

Man up and get over it. At least your first love wasn't found dead at the bottom of a pool

andrewbourgeois1 5

Tuesday 15 October 2013 21:42

If you are smart enough to go to college, you are smart enough to research your career outlook beforehand

yeongji 31

Tuesday 15 October 2013 22:03

The world is constantly changing.

kellyem2 20

Tuesday 15 October 2013 21:43

Been there. But you know what, if you love something, you'll find a way to make it work.

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