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By fmyarse - 22/07/2012 22:45 - United Kingdom - Blairgowrie

Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML

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Same thing different taste

Out it comes

By emilyupsidedown - 16/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML

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OK, now that's gross

By CM112 - 27/10/2019 06:00 - South Africa

Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML

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By Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2014 14:34 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML

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Pop pop pop

By csully - 10/01/2009 06:34 - France

Today, I made some popcorn. Returning to the kitchen a couple of minutes later, I realized I was supposed to put a cover on the saucepan. FML

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Slicy slicy

By nessacadesa - 24/03/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly, all while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

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By 8sq - 11/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

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iipinkette 16

Monday 23 July 2012 2:24

Why on earth didn't you use floss?

Bluemonster3 26

Monday 23 July 2012 2:26

Why did you think it was a good idea in the first place? o_o

Comments

awkwardworkplace 9

Tuesday 24 July 2012 9:58

Dumbass. That's what you get. Think first next time.

diamondbaby16 4

Tuesday 24 July 2012 10:33

Seems very painful

randompanda7 4

Tuesday 24 July 2012 13:14

TOOTHPICK!

zoeybellafluffy 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 20:41

Why the heck would you do that?

reganhenderson 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:30

oh gosh. common sense!

DramaQueen249 5

Wednesday 25 July 2012 9:16

Oh no! I hope it gets better!

jackassfan 7

Friday 27 July 2012 6:29

Dumbass.

iFit21 2

Saturday 28 July 2012 23:44

Uhhh....toothpicks

juschildish69 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 18:05

.........dumbass

LadyEmi 15

Tuesday 7 August 2012 6:08

I don't even....the stupidity of people.

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