but when you go as a woman it's fine?

What did you suggest for the coke bottle?

Wear a wedding band and people will think you're a good and/or henpecked husband. They'll also wonder what kind of lady would marry such a sweaty bastard.

hyperhidrosis (excess sweating) isn't an uncommon problem OP and nothing to be embarrassed about or ashamed of. As some other people have said, go talk to your doctor and he can prescribe some prescription only deodorant, and if that doesn't do the trick you can try botox. Good luck OP.

#9, actually, I've heard tampons are ideal for gunshot wounds. Of course, if they are as effective as they are with axe wounds, the bleeding will start over about 30 days later ;)

Here's a tip: in the morning and after showers, before putting on your deodorant, wash your armpits with water and anti-bacterial soap, then rub some pure alcohol on, wait for that to dry, then use anti-perspirant deodorant from the pharmacy (full of chemicals but does help a lot).

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Maybe consider botox, they use it on sweat glands so u don't sweat as much. It could help. Good luck!

you should look into botox shots in your underarms...I heard they help excessive sweat

2 things that can help: 1.) Get some of your sweat glands removed from your armpits. 2.) Botox in the armpits