By sadf4x0r - 24/02/2010 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML
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blaaaaakely 0

n00b. kill her with a pavelow!

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cooluc 0

I'll just come out and say it: bieber sucks. no coughing needed

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yuck_208 0

what's her psn Id? lol

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Compass 0

I would kill to have your girlfriend, OP. Solution: Get another of whatever she is playing on (PC, Xbox 360, PS3), set up an account, buy a copy of MW2, and talk to her in the game.

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ClaireBear16757 0

hahahahahhahahaa lol

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

C.O.D is the shit! I beat Modern Warfare 2 in like 2 days lol. dude what's so bad about being a gamer if your a girl. you should be stoked about it. and play it woth her!

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ScaryyMary 14

Wait... where did my comment go?! It looks like were replying to mine... Shit, the system bug hasn't affected me until now. Thought I was immune. :( Regardless, good to know you've still got your touch. Although I would have defended you had you called it, it drives me INSANE when the mods let something like that slip through!

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MadaZer0 8

I would defend you too... Unless someone pulls out MW2 talk... Then I'll instantly join the dark(er) side without hesitation~ :P

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ScaryyMary 14

Hey, it's fixed! Thanks to whoever's responsible! :)

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chuckfulagudnes 0

na nuke is too pussy like. knife her in the back. FYI if u get another console and tv u can play w her and talk while u play. sounds like a good solution to me!

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ModernWarfare3_fml 0

I officially hope you die with a rotting body in a hole.

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meezy137 0

add me ps3...x-sck-xskull-x...sry for da long name long story, y dnt dey show all da comments?

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TahoeFMler 22

Get a hobby of your own, Dumbass.

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rjfloyd 0

@chuck.... I agree, nuke is all pussylike! tactical knife is the shit!! luv it! luv it! and AC130 can be shot down! too bad... luv it too!

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MadaZer0 8

Totally agree with you man! Magnum w/ Tactical Knife plus Commando, Marathon, Lightweight Pro are the reason why I love the game Not so much on the AC-130 though... However I have yet to call in 3 of those so I can't talk >.>

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ModernWarfare3_fml 0

I have the golden skulls with chopper gunner :). TAR 21 is better without stopping power..

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Vilyyy 0

I don't like knifers :( I can't knife anyone unless said person is like standing still and looking away from me or something.

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blaaaaakely 0

the combination of commando, marathon, and lightweight is so n00bie. that and n00b tubers. *sigh*

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