Intimacy: Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about...

By noneedtostress - 17/03/2012 15:52 - Australia

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML

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By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

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By geedeewhy - 01/01/2019 04:00

Today, my period was officially 2 weeks late. I have a phobia about giving birth, so I had a panic attack, went to Walmart, spend $15 on four pregnancy tests and a drink, came home, and took the tests. All four came back negative. As I went to clean up and throw everything away, I got my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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By uterus why - 01/02/2019 16:00

Today, I have realised that since I get laid so infrequently, every time I have sex now, it kickstarts my period. FML

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By Jack - 30/11/2013 08:31 - United States - Reynoldsburg

Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML

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By clash - 28/11/2008 06:30 - France

Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML

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By Anna - 20/01/2019 16:00

Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By irwingiggles - 08/02/2015 10:26 - Netherlands

Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML

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Saturday 17 March 2012 19:26

It's time to break that dry spell, friend. Get freaky.

andiiturtle 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:27

At least your not pregnant ! :)

Comments

CSTDude77 7

Monday 19 March 2012 5:32

Well it looks like it's time to... Have some sex.

YahImThatGuy 0

Monday 19 March 2012 12:37

I can fully empathize with you. It sucks

ASREAL611 0

Monday 19 March 2012 23:44

Oh god i am laughing so hard right now

reckhello12 10

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:14

why do you take the pill if your not having sex? in over a year

shotgun5324 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 1:46

Forever alone

skullofdarkness 18

Friday 30 March 2012 16:10

Hey, got me beat- I haven't had a girlfriend in almost a year! :(

VasiMae 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 17:46

No offense, but your stupid! Why would you think you're pregnant if you haven't had sex in a year? I honestly don't even think that sounds realistic and I KNOW it can't happen. Rethink your made up FML''s...

elpopsw 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 8:15

Me either, or does having an opinion you don't agree with classed as poking fun now?

saksxalmo 20

Monday 28 May 2012 18:02

There's no historical record of it and as far as modern science knows, it's not possible. That's not poking fun, that's just stating the facts. I agree, it's most likely that Mary (if she even existed) just had sex with someone else and claimed to be a virgin. Occam's razor, people.