By noneedtostress - 17/03/2012 15:52 - Australia

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Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
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washingtongirl 8

It's time to break that dry spell, friend. Get freaky.

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Cinny90 7

Uhmm well i take the pill because my period comes and goes on the strangest moments. When i don't take those 'bad hormones' i'm bleeding like 24/7 every day. Maybe this girl also has a medical reason for it? By the way, i'm more horified by her dumbness of thinking she might be pregnant without having sex. Guess you're not the one that gave her "the talk".

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nofearjenshere 12

Just because she is on birth control, doesnt mean she's paying for it, they have clinics where you can get it for free.

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Meraklez1013 9

105- I sooo want that game like seriously!!

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purplemelons 0

Sometimes the pills are used to regulate the menstrual cycle. Also, they could be for just in case.

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fsimmo 0

And u take pills for what??!

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fsamslife92 8

Maybe she wants to be prepared for an unexpected night with a random stranger. She could also take them to regulate her period. Or maybe she just thinks birth control pills are yummy.

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cheerluv15 0

I am so sorry you had to go through that panic about thinking that you were pregnant. It's a real shame you haven't had sex in almost a year. :(

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RadioDeeJayy_ 6

Aw damn. WELL, TIME TO START MEETING PEOPLE. ;)

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