By noneedtostress - 17/03/2012 15:52 - Australia

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Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
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washingtongirl 8

It's time to break that dry spell, friend. Get freaky.

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kuges 0

Maybe there's a reason why no one wants 2 have SEX WITH YOU!!

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savagee133 13

maybe she chooses not to have sex?

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ That'd be a good reason. Not everyone needs to be pounding their private parts together periodically to feel complete in this world. I just can't say I'm whole enough to be one of them. ;P

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Llama_Face89 33

113- I didn't see anyone poking fun at anyone's beliefs.

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pdp_fml 21

The fact that you haven't had sex in a year is not a problem. You should try a sex toy. Check the Internet and you will be able to find something cheap to help you out and you might not have to worry about becoming pregnant.

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mikeawesome 0

Your a girl go open your legs for some one

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shizzathon 5

Haha, I can empathise with this. Free-floating anxiety is a bitch.

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imperialtl 12

Why are you taking the pill if your not having sex? Just in case? Hahaha that seems a bit optimistic, don't you think?

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pnutbutternjelly 15

For one, you should be happy you aren't prego. For two, It's better that you haven't had sex rather than have had sex with many different people and risked getting an std.

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badactor009 0

In my part of shitholeistan, you are far more likely to be killed by US Navy SEALs or a UAV operated by the CIA than by the mandated government issued pills we force feed all our women. ****, I miss the Cold War.

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