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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 14:16 - Australia - Sandringham

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

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Same thing different taste

By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 15:54 - United States

Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML

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By Dandruff - 24/05/2010 16:14 - France

Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML

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Grrrrrroooooooooss

By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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Pretend it's snowing

By babypenguin00 - 29/08/2015 19:20 - United States - Newark

Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML

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By Walking in a Winter Wonderland - 12/09/2016 10:51 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML

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Bad hair day

By Andrew7847 - 22/04/2012 05:24 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML

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By Hairylass - 02/10/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2017 12:00 - United States

Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML

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By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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Ardos 3

Tuesday 3 April 2012 19:00

To break the cycle, you must forget about what dandruff is.

K_kanaka 26

Tuesday 3 April 2012 19:00

That sounds very......frustrating.

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mariedavis 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 2:57

CONFUSION!!!

Fusion_King 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 3:39

Dandruffception ?

kookysoc 11

Wednesday 4 April 2012 3:58

Lmaoo this was kinda funny! No offense.. Good luck dude

coopa14 2

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:07

Head, shoulders, knees, and toes Knees and toes!

jorodger 2

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:11

That's seems pretty dumb and redundant!!

kims0706 10

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:21

So either always....or never :O

Tempest559 12

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:27

Vicious cycle

ZachIsThe1 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:37

Yo dawg, I heard you like dandruff...

hazins 2

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:47

Dandruff paradox cycle of death.

em1nem13 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:56

Soooo, you always have dandruff?

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Same thing different taste

Grrrrrroooooooooss

Pretend it's snowing

Bad hair day

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