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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 14:16 - Australia - Sandringham

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 214
You deserved it 4 247

Same thing different taste

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Ardos 3

To break the cycle, you must forget about what dandruff is.

K_kanaka 26

That sounds very......frustrating.

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eddyg94 11

So... basically... you in fact just have dandruff?

Lose the dandruff you have now, which will make you lose the stress about having dandruff, which will make you not get dandruff, then you'll be free of dandruff!

So to say, you will always get dandruff... Unless you stop thinking about dandruff, which is impossible since you always have dandruff, so, try anti-dandruff shampoo twice a day?

Ask yourself who is stressing out. Who is this "I" that is experiencing stress? Ask this question of yourself deeply and unrelentingly. Then if you find an answer, ask yourself who is it that knows this answer.

Start smokin weed... U won't give a shit I promise.

HaleighBryanne 0

Try not to worry about it! It goes away when your not stressing about it!