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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 19:25 - Thailand - Bang Bua Thong

Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Well, OP, even in WoW, cooking takes skill (points).

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RivetingTaleChap 6

Log off. You might be surprised by what you can accomplish when you make a genuine effort.

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NatalieOntheTram 11

More like that isn't food.

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tsent8 15

You cook (expose to heat for the sake of creating food) the noodles don't you?

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doit4ah15 10

boiling hot water isn't cooking but if it is to you well I hope you learn to actually cook one day.

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ColdplaySucks 18

16, many college students live off of those noodles. Despite being unhealthy, it's a staple diet for those who cannot cook.

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NatalieOntheTram 11

Haven't you ever seen the video, "What Ramen Noodles do Inside Your Stomach"? You might as well make your own ramen. It's an incredibly easy dish to prepare. Probably not for OP, but for anyone else with an IQ higher than 10. =P

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BlackBirdsSong 10

lol. I can't cook worth shit either. and I do try. I ramen noodle it up and get back to bf3 :)

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jgriff79 23

Don't worry, that's what fast food is for.

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darwinism 30

Or know the difference between British and American English.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Can you make a sandwich?

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chocolatefrog28 29

I hope this realization motivated you to try new things and maybe pick up a cookbook or two, being culinarily creative is exciting.

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whyisitincapital 25

Don't worry OP, maybe one day they'll have a 3D printer that will print out computer made food using an edible printing material.

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skyeyez9 24

Start off with simple meals and gradually work your way up. Crockpot dinners are easy: tossing ingredients in. Turn on and leave it. Spaghetti is an easy meal to fix as well.

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joopjoop 19

you know op, you could use your computer time to find plenty of tasty recipes and online instructional videos of how to make an amazing feast, then invite all your RL friends over and wow them with food :)

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Yorih17 22

I'm guessing the life of a professional chef isn't in order for you then?

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