Intimacy: Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle;...

By Danny - 28/05/2012 18:02 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 14:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my roommate spends so much time in our dorm room that I got a boner when I heard him leaving for class, because it was my first chance in days to jack off in peace. FML

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By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By sad-boing - 02/10/2015 21:01 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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MY EARS! MY EARS!

By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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Stimulating

By Wow - 13/03/2012 04:38 - United States

Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML

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Tuesday 29 May 2012 2:04

Don't be worried, Diablo III gives everyone boners.

omfg_creepers 8

Tuesday 29 May 2012 2:05

Nerdgasm?

Comments

RelentlessHero 3

Tuesday 29 May 2012 6:16

Borderlands theme maybe? Cage the elephant gives me a boner too... Especially Ain't No Rest For The Wicked.

fearswithin 9

Tuesday 29 May 2012 6:52

Question is when the last time you had sex that a game make you have a boner? Wait nevermind I forgot anything make people horny...what game sound turned you..cause you might want to warn your roomate..just saying...

n530411351 9

Tuesday 29 May 2012 8:03

Roommate starts playing video game = time alone to jack off

DROPPUH206 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 8:04

BRO,THATS BYY FAR HELLA WEIRD....

edenianthe 7

Tuesday 29 May 2012 8:04

Lol I love how everyone just assumed that it's diablo 3 he was aroused. Could've been Mario, or even my little pony video game. Lmao

Samanthawk 8

Tuesday 29 May 2012 8:47

Lol hey at least they come easy to u, my boyfriend cant stay hard if music is playing and theirs a guys voice. Just be happy you don't have boner limitations ;)