By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
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saIty 17

Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.

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perdix 29

Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.

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brittiboo1 0

i feel ya! i got a bf like that too, but i tell him to brush his teeth! lol

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asdallen 0

Ask him if he wants to see who can chug a cap of mouthwash first:p

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TwistedRose 0

My boyfriends breath always stinks too! He kisses me all the time

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arielzbkny 0

But some gum, and when he tries 2 kiss u, u should be like "want some gum?" and shove 3 slices of gum in his mouth and kiss him passionately lol

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icxiibunnie 14

Well you ain't helping out either of you here. Just be honest. But don't be rude like: damn your breath stinks! you need some mouthwash, to brush your teeth and a damn whole lot of breathmints!! By telling him the truth nicely you get to kiss him without wanting to die inside, and he won't be embarassed when he's talking to someoe or if he's kissing you.

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shawnagreenbean1 9

Very gently tell him to brush his ******* nasty ass teeth. Oral hygiene is important!

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ladybuglet 22

Maybe you should be talking to him instead of posting it on here.

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