By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
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saIty 17

Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.

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perdix 29

Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.

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Nederlander95 14

Tell him. Not that hard to quickly brush his teeth

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mainergirl90 4

Talk to him about it. Asking someone to brush their teeth is NOT asking too much, so if he won't do that for you (and for himself) it's probably time to cut your ties.

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BatGirl0249 3

Honey tell him! No one can love like forever!!

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Tressa1982 18

lol I feel your pain here. I too have this problem with my man

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scarlet22ashley 19

Honestly, try to explain to him that his breathe smells bad and if he doesnt understand or doesnt at least try to fix the problem then he's not right for you.

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InfiniteSecret 20

You could always act like a grown mature person and tell them. Is your relationship so fragile that you can't talk to one another?

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Lollerskates 13

You have to tell him or it will never last. could be a dental issue

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