As if u should fake an ****** especially with someone who u should love seeing as though he's ur husband contrary to popular believe it does hurt men a whole lot when there partner is faking if he can't make u feel good both of u should read books and watch movies if he hits ur spot then you'll know n u won't have to make immature fake noises obviously ur an adult and should act like one as well sort it out rather than pretending and faking

What's cold is that her orgasms aren't considered important enough for her husband to care/tell the difference.

To all the women who say their BF doesn't **********. How do you KNOW?

Thanks. I will have the words "noise of my juices" running through my head all day. Excuse me, I must go barf now.

Sounds like you missed your true calling of phone sex operator

Just cheating yourself, all Im sayin OP

I shouldn't eat while reading fml anymore

Now that takes talent! But you should try talking to your husband and telling him what you like/don't like. If he doesn't know, he won't try to change or improve his technique.

Sex phone lines are actually a cottage industry. You can make some money with this if you're good at it.

i can relate haha