That's okay. Your husband pretends he's not thinking of someone else when you're having sex all the time so call it even.

Honey, if it's phone sex it's your problem if you didn't get off. You were the one driving the car. Unless you have a medical problem or something where you are incapable of ****** then put the laundry down and put those fingers into some different folds.

*slow standing clap* Brava!

Maybe you shouldn't fake in the first place. If you're faking, how will you ever know how to get a real one

For all you know, he could have been faking it too.

thats just pathetic. you're married to the damn guy, why not teach him how to step his game up in bed so you don't have to fake it anymore? you may hurt his pride once by telling him but it will work out better for both of you. plus you'll be less likely to look elsewhere for what you aren't getting at home.. YDI

On one hand I understand it's a useful skill for you, on the other hand I can't help but think of how your husband would feel if he knew you were playing him like that.

That's pure skill!

Damn you are good.

If you tell a dog "good dog" every time he pees on the carpet he's gonna keep peeing on the carpet. If you yell at him and rub his nose in it, it might change. So if your husband sucks in bed, quit telling him he's doing a good job. Try rubbing his nose in it and tell him to improve his performance.