By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 23:55 - United States - Flemington

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
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Steve95401 49

That must have been an atomic wedgie.

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ermagherdaturdis 26

Your hand may be weak but your butt cheeks sound strong as hell. There's always a silver lining.

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cakefete2 30

Buns of steel with a grip that doesn't quit.

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llamarrama01 21

Next time just excuse yourself to a bathroom.

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sarah5745 41

I'm not sure that being discreet will help with a torn muscle in your hand though

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dariustanrw 7

now guys let's all take a moment to realize how god damned funny that was

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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

Do you even lift bruh? Lol but seriously, you should consider lifting some weights.

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laden_swallow09 34

Or just focus on hand grips, for now. Either a regular ol' spring grip or a Grip Master to isolate individual fingers. Either way, OP certainly does need some radical physical training if s/he's hurting him- or herself THAT easily.

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cakefete2 30

Just imagine the muscles waiting to be torn with more strenuous activities such as turning a door handle or pushing an elevator button.

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sexual_girl 15

I'd hate to see what would happen if you tried to give a handjob...

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vikky538 28

so this what the literal meaning of "I will tare your ass" ..

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CaroAurelia 12

It's okay. I think I've done that, too.

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