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By jasmine - 23/02/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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Keep on going!

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 02:07 - United States - Lincolnton

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

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Good question

By Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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By Jen - 20/03/2012 05:11 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

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Anticlimactic

By Ray - 31/12/2020 16:58

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

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By Unsatisfied - 16/12/2009 06:15 - Canada

Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML

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mudd 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:04

give him some instructions!

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:08

hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.

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pfunk129 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:28

try douching

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:39

WTF? How would that help?

iloveloosy12 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:29

yeah, too bad

sethl 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:31

Yet another stupid FML flooding the internets

lawless15 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:33

if you tell him what you want then maybe you'll get it. otherwise, get over it.

caligurl10 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:35

umm does he read minds??? if he doesnt how is he supposed to know if you dont tell him???

SmakMyDerb 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:41

don't be such a bitch.. be grateful he's still with your hoe ass

PsychoMerk 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:42

time to get some toys ;) or seek counseling >_>

mmastermetallica 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:43

I'm so confused now that snickerdoodle changed their pic!! your a hot girl ?!?

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:44

Today I realized I have the most amazing girlfriend. Two and a half years I hop on, do my buisness in about three minutes and hop off. Then she makes me a sammich and never complains. If she does laundry I'm going to marry her.