By jasmine - 23/02/2010 16:48 - United States

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Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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ThatOneAdamKid24 0

hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.

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dawnford 0

That shouldn't be a huge part of your relationship. That makes you seem like an unappreciative bitch. If he's so amazing, appreciate what he does and can do!

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Some say that sex is over-rated but they just ain't doing it right...

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Melori 0

give him instructions. and if ur faking orgasms ur only encurraging him to continue doing it wrong cuz he thinks he is doing good.

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Keylime15 0

I think that the fact that she's a female it's lyke suck it up sex isn't everything, however I'm sure if this was male in this situation everyone would be like dump her.

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bigboy_245 0

hmmm either he sucks or your not participating

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blademaster23 0

ur so selfish mabye hes not ready yet don't rush us guys, u hore!!!

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xmidniight 0

mm that is sad. but you also sad he's an amazing boyfriend, soo.. upsetting, but not a full out fyl.

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crazycracka 0

popped collar. yep Ed got his cherry popped by a man. by the way you look 15. you dont know shit

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xKIMMYx 0

at OP- just teach him/ talk to him. if he tries and understands than he is that amazing bf. if not, maybe you should move on bc obviously he wouldnt care to help you out ;)

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Cinn_fml 22

Because of someone's situation someone can get a lot of 'life experiences' into a short time. I've had friends who were more mature than I am now when they were fifteen, just because of what they've had to deal with. So you can't necessarily decide how mature or whatever someone is judged entirely on their age - it can be a good indicator, but it can never tell you exactly. Just saying.

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