By jasmine - 23/02/2010 16:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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ThatOneAdamKid24 0

hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.

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FingerTips 0

just teach him how to do it! i would want my girlfriend to tell me how to "make her happy" if i didnt know how

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do20ss 4

sex means a lot to relationships not everything but still it's vital!!! tell him what to do, if he gets off everytime u should explain to him how u want it, tell him and he will listen, cuz I'm sure he wants to please you especially if he is so wonderful. don't be to demanding about it cuz then it's a turnoff.

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Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Snickerdoodles what's with you constantly changing the pic? Put the librarian one back up, you looked cute in that one :)

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BlueBomber 0

Snick, minimalizing the role of sex in a marriage unfortunately reveals your considerable lack of knowledge on the subject. It shouldn't be based on sex alone, obviously, but if you could omnisciently compare marriages wherein both members are sexually satisfied versus one where they're not, the value and importance of sex would instantly become obvious. Generally I like what you have to say but I couldn't let that one go unanswered.

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sucubusdreams 0

amazing how many of u r ass holes. she's not bitching she's stating a fact she obviously cares about him or she would have left him by now. and all the shit about length and width means nothing if u don't kno wat the **** ur doing

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KASHMIR_fml 0

cuz guys are supposed to know already. she doesn't have to teach him

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transcedental 18

snickerdoodles.. most of the time you get on my nerves :D seriously, it's nothing personal... nor I hate you or something, let's just say that I don't quite enjoy your comments, no offense.. really.. (after all people are different xD) But this time I like the way you think ^^ Although it's not quite right :D I have to agree with perdix on this one. (whose sense of humor I like btw, but his serious comments ... I simply love them ;] ) So.. yeah, relationships shouldn't be based on sex, but the truth is that when you are truly in love - you have to do your best to please your partner. Because that would definitely express your love and trust in them. You won't be selfish to get only your own ******. But even if he doesn't please you, but he still does his best to do it every single time - then, you shouldn't whine about it on FML like the OP (probably), because you'd have found a keeper

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