By FuckYouMotherNature - 07/08/2013 06:51 - United States - Merced

Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML
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Jemm_fml 29

Hey, sweet bread is the shit... so I totally understand.

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Wizardo 33

Maybe you're just really passionate about sweet bread and you hate plates...

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grossn 12

Really helping all female stereotypes with this "FML"!

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staroftexas9 3

I hate it when women use Pms as an excuse to act like a complete bitch. Grow up and control yourself like the rest of us!

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lysx84 24

Thank you! Imagine what would happen if all women acted like that? OP needs to learn self control.

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Raesin 21

Think you're just a bitch OP either that or there's something else going on with you. There's no correlation between periods and mood swings. One does not cause the other. It's merely a myth dating back to when people had no idea about women's bodies and just blamed their moods on ''must be a woman thing''. You merely act like that because society tells you that you should act like that.

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ciaraohagan94 5

Actually your hormones are all over the place during a period and many many women can feel awful and have terrible reactions in the day leading up to and during their period.

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Opheliae 22

Yeah, but throwing plates over food being missing is a bit much.

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olpally 32

Dude, you clearly need to use google and do some research to see what women go through during their period. You judgmental, ignorant fool.

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pnutbutternjelly 15

60, they air the ignorant fool. I'm a woman with very painful long periods and it's been perform that periods don't cause mood swings. It is a myth. Maybe you should do your research. In addition, being in pain is no excuse to be bitchy and act out. There are people dying slow incredibly painful deaths who are the kindest period and don't act out, so whats OPs excuse?

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olpally 32

145, I grew up with two older sisters and a mother. Saying that your period has nothing to do with how it effects your feelings and mood swings is bullshit. Op has it worse than most women probably.

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rocker_chick105 31

145- my period pain was so bad I would puke. But that's not an excuse to be a little upset huh? OP should consider other birth control options.

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redbandit9877 12

Someone get OP some chocolate and ice cream before she breaks all the dishes.

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Opheliae 22

Better eat it out of the carton, OP already broke all the bowls.

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lochiamochia 25

OP, you need to learn to control your emotions. PMS or not - acting like that will only demonstrate a need for a psych consult.

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Opheliae 22

I get that way too when my household runs out of roasted veal pancreas.

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Enslaved 36

Oh good. I'm not the only one that heard the term "sweet bread" for cooked animal organs. :P

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TheDrifter 23

Wow, I learned something new. Here, sweet bread is an actual bread product. Often topped with a form of icing or butter and cinnamon.

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Opheliae 22

I've never heard of a type of bread actually being called "sweet bread" here in Michigan. My first assumption was Hawaiian rolls?

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Kiki242 19

I'd take that over the cramps and headaches I get.

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sugarbear0727 19

Well, if you ever become pregnant, it gets worse. I came home from the hospital after my son was born, and bawled my eyes out for a good ten minutes cause I couldn't find a bra.

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