By FuckYouMotherNature - 07/08/2013 06:51 - United States - Merced

Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML
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Jemm_fml 29

Hey, sweet bread is the shit... so I totally understand.

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Wizardo 33

Maybe you're just really passionate about sweet bread and you hate plates...

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Playitlovely 13

OP I'm sorry, I have been there, it is a bad time :( especially when you are sane the other three weeks.

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perdix 29

Please don't take it out on the toaster. Not the toaster !!! I'm sure your local Bed, Bath and Beyond folks are happy to see you come in for your monthly dish replacement trip.

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alycion 38

You solved the puzzle as to why bb&b sends out monthly coupons!

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jessBeAqueen 13

did you start crying even more out of happiness once you found out there was in fact sweet bread ?

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Kateyez_26 13

She did. And for feeling guilty about breaking the plates for nothing.

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Neyuu 18

In fact, she was so upset about the plates that she threw some more plates.

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Enslaved 36

"I feel it deep within, It's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster I hate what I've become The nightmare's just begun I must confess that I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster" ***This is what I feel like whenever I'm PMSing. God help the ones around me. :P

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GwylaFelidae 7

I couldn't have put it any better, myself.

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kiwifruitred 18

I know that feel, sister. But seriously, being that uncontrollable during your PMS sounds like more than just hormones. You should get that checked out - I've gone through the same stuff and after the gynecologist switched my birth control I was way more relaxed.

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SrakaSrakasta 20

I hate it when crazy b*tches blame their periods for their behaviour. Women all around the world are managing to survive it every month without turning into fire breating dragons. You're just mental.

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Alicestraza 33

Nevermind the hormonal changes that happen once a month, think of the pain that a period brings and tell me yo wouldn't be grumpy/bitchy/frustrated after 5 days of near constant pain.

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reapy 14

The aches and pains of menstruation can make you grumpy, emotional and prone to snapping at people, but throwing plates across the room? If that's real PMS then its pretty severe and she needs to speak to her doctor asap. Personally I think It's just another case of a woman blaming her bad behaviour on PMS.

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lysx84 24

I'm agreeing with 40. I am a woman and roughly half of the people I have known are women, yet I have never known anyone to totally psych out over menstruation. OP needs a head check. That is not pms.

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rocker_chick105 31

25- Please explain more on how you know about how the woman body works...

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Obey_StudBoii 23

#25 You have no idea how the female body works. You'd be in a bitchy mood if you bled for 7 days straight. So before you decide to open your mouth and talk crap watch what you say and learn to take it from a woman's point of view. Some women, don't have cramps, get grouchy or have mood swings at all. Then there are women who do. As far as OP, I can't say what she did was from PMS but if it was then well that's not normal.

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love_me_electric 20

I get horrible PMS (my cramps are so bad, sometimes I can't even stand up), and sometimes I get snappy and bitchy, but I've NEVER broken something or hit someone. That behavior is never acceptable, PMS or not. I'm sick of women using their periods as an excuse for everything.

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Opheliae 22

The pain used to be so unbearable for me, I would be bedridden. Still didn't snap at anybody or throw things though. OP needs to control herself.

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Opheliae 22

The pain used to be so unbearable for me, I would be bedridden. Still didn't snap at anybody or throw things though. OP needs to control herself.

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pnutbutternjelly 15

I have also have terrible period symptoms and have been in tons of pain and i dont act crazy and snap at people and i certainly don't use my period as an excuse to act bitchy. It seems to me that the women getting super defensive love to use their period as an excuse to act out.

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Its_Shay 10

Sweet bread is pretty good.I would have done the same if my favorite food was gone.

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olpally 32

NO SWEET BREAD?????? RAWRRRRRRR! *OP SMASHES PLATES*!!!!!!! Easy there hulk. Hahaha. Damn girl, calm down.

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ilovefall10 21

Hm, I think you could just be bipolar or have some sort of other disorder. I know that whenever I'm on my period, I never go berserk over food.

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