By Yo Mr. White! ... BETCH! - 23/10/2012 22:47 - United States - Imperial Beach

Today, I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to watch Breaking Bad to learn how to make meth. I stopped, not because I decided it was a bad idea, but because it looks too hard. FML
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Senseless_487 29

Not only is it a terrible idea, but there's no way you can learn by watching that show. That's like thinking you can learn to count cards by watching 21.

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spaboolly 26

Suggestions for more productive uses of your time: Looking for a job Donating blood/plasma Doing volunteer work Learning a new (preferably marketable) skill Catching up on reading Judging by the level of intelligence in this story, I would say the last one will take quite a while.

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AidenSurvival 7

TV shows tell you nothing. Instead of reverting to making drugs, why not ask out for a small job until you can land a permanent one?

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perdix 29

Prostituition is easy. It didn't get to be The World's Oldest Profession by requiring extensive skill and training. Of course, if you are not earning what you think you should, you can always learn from Velvet Jones.

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pdp_fml 21

Go ask Obama for a handout. He's giving away free cellphones too! And while you're at it, apply for food stamps.

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Grauncho 27

You're a giant, uninformed ******.

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charvisioku 22

It would be much easier to grow a small-ish weed plant and just start selling it to people you know who smoke.

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mosquito19 14

try sucking **** or selling your butthole, it's much easier.

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sweetmama88 6

Go and get a job , that might work !

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secretsymbiote21 5

not a good idea to make money... but keep watching though, the show is great.

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