Money: Today, I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to...

By Yo Mr. White! ... BETCH! - 23/10/2012 22:47 - United States - Imperial Beach

Today, I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to watch Breaking Bad to learn how to make meth. I stopped, not because I decided it was a bad idea, but because it looks too hard. FML

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By Bnewlove - 31/07/2013 04:50 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML

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By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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By NotJessePinkmanFFS - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Norwalk

Today, my 43-year-old brother's obsession with Breaking Bad reached a new level of stupidity when he nearly got us beaten up by a bunch of meth-heads down by our local park. He went up to them with his shaved head and stupid hat, and tried to act all Walter White with them. FML

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By nemesis5196523 - 03/12/2013 19:45 - United States - Ogden

Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML

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By I don't want to be here anymore - 03/11/2014 21:16 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home for a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML

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Now we cook

By JAdams - 13/08/2012 00:49 - United States - Newkirk

Today, I walked in on my fifteen-year-old son and his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom. I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine. FML

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By elijah - 17/08/2012 14:27 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML

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By itscalledaphonecontractretards - 09/08/2016 17:54 - United States

Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 15:49 - United States

Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML

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Was it that recent one about Waco?

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 10:00

Today, I tried to be a responsible adult and went to bed early. I woke up at 3 a.m. and couldn't fall back asleep, so I binge-watched a whole season of a show on Netflix. It was a terrible fucking show as well. FML

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Senseless_487 29

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:03

Not only is it a terrible idea, but there's no way you can learn by watching that show. That's like thinking you can learn to count cards by watching 21.

spaboolly 26

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:10

Suggestions for more productive uses of your time: Looking for a job Donating blood/plasma Doing volunteer work Learning a new (preferably marketable) skill Catching up on reading Judging by the level of intelligence in this story, I would say the last one will take quite a while.

Comments

Grauncho 27

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:15

You should go for it anyway. With luck, the meth lab will explode and rid the world of one more desperate, unmotivated idiot.

Delta2Almanac 7

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:27

I don't think you are following the right 'meth'od to make money

BunchieRules 31

Thursday 25 October 2012 8:59

I guess making meth isn't all it's cracked up to be. Maybe weed be better off without idiots like OPium.

MakeTodayADTR 20

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:27

Or.. You could get a job :)

tne201992 12

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:31

"Meth is a hell of drug." - Lois Griffin That part of Family Guy popped in my head. lol

deegeebee 10

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:32

Yeah, screw that! That's like, chemistry n' junk. Just freeload off your family, never get a real job, and always complain about the economy; everyone LOVES that... 

Aiumi 3

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:45

True FML Decent Problem First world problem Minor inconvenience 'omg my bf/gf isn't perfect wah wah' this

fucking_dev 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:51

get some coke boil the water pour baking soda in that bitch ..... you're welcome

PeteyPablo12308 20

Wednesday 24 October 2012 10:39

That's how you make crack-cocaine! Not meth. The reason meth is so prevalent, is because all the ingredients are chemicals that can be found in stores, or even around the house. Cocaine comes from the coca plant which is much less common to have laying around, and cannot be sold in stores.