By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML
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Brittneyyyy 7

Hahaha I've been driving for 4 years and I still get excited :/

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Meeshiaa 7

Lol. I do the same thing and i've been driving the same amount of years.

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mrahhhhh 21

You remind me of a little kid who's been potty trained for years, yet still cheers when s/he manage to get to the toilet without pooing a little. F Your Life indeed.

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lydever91 0

I always do that too, but then again I just started, and live in CA (crappy driver central).

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TakeMyLifePlease 7

As someone who's driven in both California and Washington.... Washington's got CA beat, hands down, for stupid drivers. Californians are at least capable of doing the speed limit, which is apparently terrifying for 99.9% of drivers in WA, who routinely do 5-10 under the limit.

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lydever91 0

I don't know; my aunt got pulled over going 90 in a 65 from Reno to CA...btw I ear people in Idaho are great drivers

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FFML_314 11

WHOA! If I can't drive, how the **** do I keep ending up at work? This shit is heavy...

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stfuscrub420 0

you dont drive to the kitchen

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sourgirl101 28

Bend over! I'll show you I can drive.

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FFML_314 11

I told you not to talk about this in public, Q! These matters are private.

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sourgirl101 28

Anna, I hear you're handing out treats! Whatcha got, 'cause I get hungry after I drive? And I'm not talking about my car.

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FFML_314 11

I have bread, ham, cheese, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato and turkey. Now, if only there were someone around here who knew how to make a salad.

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sourgirl101 28

You hear that boys?! Anna and I need a salad! Which one of you bitches have the road map?

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ozkalukaas 0

29 you just made my day

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Draminicaus 0

I feel like a major hammer is about to come crashing down on this entire FML.

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ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

yes.because you enjoy something childish your life is forever screwed.yep.you shouldn't live anymore.

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bendoverwilson 0

that's exactaly what I was thinking

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riskakitty 0

hey. be excited you know how to park in the lines. there are some idiots in the world who couldn't park a smart car in the lines.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Don't trip chocolate chip, that's not so bad.

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