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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML

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Monday 29 November 2010 9:01

Hahaha I've been driving for 4 years and I still get excited :/

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Monday 29 November 2010 9:03

Lol. I do the same thing and i've been driving the same amount of years.

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Air_Force001 0

Monday 29 November 2010 17:32

doesn't surprise me but you should be happy on your first try your a chick driving

DaveOnDope 4

Monday 29 November 2010 18:29

Wait till you can back out of one, tires screaming, whip it around, miss the next slot, back it into the one after that, shut it down and jump out of the car way before the smoke clears. I miss 413's and cheap gas. I can get the cheap gas with a .99 burrito at least.