By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
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null_fml 11

So you're a spawncamper? ...I hate you.

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Fichael 0

don't feel bad I've been throwing stuff at ppl thinking I'm using a tomahawk

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mend0120 0

haha !! that's wussup.

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Trixies100 0

halo is not even ******* close to being as good as cod

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Jester7 0

there is no such thing as too much call of duty!

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MDeck 0

that's not bad went duck hunting today shot but only feathers came off the bird kept flying, i said f-ing hit markers!!!!!!

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PrettyBoySwaggg 0

haha yeah today my mom told me I was stupid, so I told her to 1v1 quickscope me

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carcinogan 0

lmfaoooooo!!!! that's a ******* win!!

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SmAsHiNwInDoWs 0

doesnt every one play to much.... i svreamed at my cat when scratched me i yelled. "CAMMANDO!!!!!"

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brieee 23

BAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH i fail at the game >_< but you fail for saying that to a pizza.

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akaashR 0

well I can say happily that I'd rather be a die hard about COD than Twilight

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nixnox 0

You sound exactly like my ex. pathetic really, but its your life to waste, so good luck with that.

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