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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

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By Laughluv - 02/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

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By bieberyoulittleSHIT - 31/08/2012 19:20 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML

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By fuck teh poleese - 12/02/2012 21:50 - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

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By fuck you, jack - 04/03/2014 20:44 - United States - Peabody

Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

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By TBaggins00 - 21/06/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

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By RandomMe - 26/02/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was making one of those microwavable pizza kits. Realizing I had no crushed red pepper to put on it, my mom suggested using a chili pepper she had dried. Thinking it was a great idea, I cracked it open on my pizza and out popped some fuzzy white mold and two maggots. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

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By kumbuck3t15 - 29/07/2012 20:20 - Mexico - Distrito Federal

Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML

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Sunday 14 November 2010 0:07

So you're a spawncamper? ...I hate you.

Fichael 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:23

don't feel bad I've been throwing stuff at ppl thinking I'm using a tomahawk

Comments

J_rockk10 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 5:08

LMFAO COD MW2 & BLACK OPS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

talksarahh 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 5:22

lol fml858, y did u name your dog gucci...? get off this wep site and go outside. and stfu about replying if u ever do

Blacksmokehick 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 5:33

thats pretty messed up. do you do the same when you jerk off?

JES006 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:02

wow I bet you don't even play games

sonic_boom 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:07

battlefield is for ppl who think they are men because they are too fat to see their vaginas. :)

Mahkymahk 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:18

gamer

Brooklyn39_fml 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:22

Hahahaha that's funny

paigealynn 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:26

<3 it!!!!

anorexicbarbie 8

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:29

Girls: Just because the only game you play is CoD or Halo, doesn't make you a "cool kid". OP: Black ops is only good because of its story, play Mass Effect or something.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:42

I'll kick your ass at any game. Bring it.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:42

I'll kick your ass at any game. Bring it.

anorexicbarbie 8

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:03

^ Takes life too seriously.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:06

You're an idiot if you think I was being serious. gtfo.

slushpup9696 12

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:08

agree with 127

anorexicbarbie 8

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:14

Same goes to you.

iSpasticFantasti 14

Sunday 14 November 2010 14:06

#111 Firstly, you get a win for your comment number... :( But... I've never played CoD or Halo and my hands used to hurt when I used xbox controllers before this year... and I play WoW. T.T This must make me extremely lame.